A List of...

...Things That I Hate

I was reading a thread about this on a message board, and decided to make my own list because it seems as though there are about a billion things in life that I hate or that drive me absolutely batty, and other people seem to have no problem with. So, in no particular order...

-Beer. Every kind. They all taste the same to me, and they're all gross.

-When people assume that I want their advice. I don't. If I did, I would ask for it.

-On the same note, when people assume that I want to hear their horror stories about something I'm about to do for myself. I really don't want to hear about how your neighbor's second cousin's friend was in active labor for 30 hours and ended up having an emergency C section because she couldn't push anymore. Please, spare me.

-People butting their noses into things that they have absolutely no reason to involved in. Also, people who only ask how you're doing just so they can gossip about whatever you say.

-Driving less than the speed limit.

-Parking crooked.

-Shag carpet.

-All the spit globs outside of gas station doors.

-Amish. I shouldn't be prejudiced, but they just really piss me off.

-When people say their going to do something, and then don't.

-Band Aids. I hate anything sticky like that to touch me. It grosses me out.

-Old people in store who feel the need to pay with exact change, or with all change, and take forever in line.

-People in the military who think they are infinitely better, smarter and more important just because they have stripes on their uniform.

-Prior military who think they are better than the rest of the world because they served.

-Other peoples' kids. That may sound cruel, but there are really very few kids that I actually like.

-Actually, there are not a lot of adults that I actually like either.

-"Pets" that are not really pets...snakes, spiders, rodents. (Sorry Colen)

-People who shove their religion down others' throats. I HATE that. Also, people who judge others purely based on their beliefs.

-When a song I like gets overplayed on the radio and hearing it so many times makes it annoying.

-Commercials.

-Trying to call somewhere and doing nothing but going in circles with some automated options that don't lead anywhere.

-The watery, slimy stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle before the ketchup does.

-Ice in drinks.

-People letting their kids run wild at buffets, where they put their nasty grubby hands all over everything.

-Big dogs. You can tell me till you're blue in the face that your particular beast of a canine is the sweetest dog in the world, but I will still be afraid of it and hate it.

-Orange.

-PT Cruisers. They look like mini-hearses.

-Speaking of, when people don't stop for funeral processions.

-People who think claustrophobia isn't a real phobia. Wanna bet motherfucker?

-Basketball. Stupidest sport ever.

-People who think the military is really the way it's portrayed in movies.

-People who protest military funerals. They should be kicked in the face.

-People who are happy and cheerful ALL the time.

-The smell of hospitals.

-Waiting rooms.

-Hand and finger prints on glass doors when there is obviously a metal bar there that is meant to put your hands on.

-Cleaning showers. I think I'd rather clean the toilet.

-Public bathrooms.

-Everything involved with airports and airplanes.

-Putting gas in a vehicle, and not being able to get the smell of gas off your hands for hours.

-Humidity.

-Rich people thinking their better than the rest of us.

-Liars.

-Vegans.

-Super skinny people. Eat some real food and stop making the rest of us look bad.

-Glasses. Only on me though...I don't care what you do with your face.

-That feeling when you're completely out of place with the people you're with, and knowing that they're only being nice to you because they have to.

-Having to be nice to people you don't like.

-Loiterers...people who think that sidewalks, store aisles and entry ways, are the perfect place to stop and have a conversation.

-Hitler mustaches.

-Dirty dishes.

-Giant gold hoop earrings.

-Any oversized jewelry.

-Nasally voices. Just don't talk to me.

-People who have 12 kids and live off welfare checks ONLY because they're too lazy to go get a job.

-Dreadlocks.

-Cornrows. It freaks me out to see someone's scalp.

-When people pronounce things wrong. For example, the assholes who say "melk" instead of "milk" or "windle" instead of "window". This drives me INSANE.

-Body odor. Seriously...showering is not that hard. Stick an air freshener in between your fat rolls if you have to.

-Enormous people driving teeny tiny little midget cars like a Geo.

-People who let their kids get fat. It's unhealthy and bad parenting, IMO.

-When people say "Moo-cows". Dude. It's a cow. Nothing more.

-Unnecessary noise. Such as the kids who live below us running back and forth like a heard of elephants.

-AM radio.

-Pointy shoes. Ugh.

-Designer purses, especially when they're the size of a suitcase.



-I'm going to make a whole separate list of foods that I can't stand. There are a lot.
-Pickles.
-Seafood. Just the smell makes me gag.
-Any meat that has more than a tiny bit of pink in the center.
-Potato salad.
-Tator tot salad.
-Fish sticks.
-Mayonnaise.
-Soy sauce, worchestershire sauce (no idea if that's spelled even close to right), steak sauce. Pretty much everything that isn't ketchup, barbeque sauce, or ranch.
-Chili. And don't tell me that *your* chili is different and I'll like it. I won't.
-Green beans.
-Peanuts. Ew.